Do I look old in this picture? Am I wearing cataract sunglasses and have wrinkles galore? I guess as this picture is from the mid chest up, you would be unable to see breasts down to my waist and the cane I carry for a daily basis SHOULD I HAVE THEM. For the record, this picture was just taken this past Sunday.Yes, this does tie into my story! This morning I had to drop Chase off at the Cardinal's Nest. As I dropped him off, sat him down at the breakfast table (with his McD's sausage biscuit - the breakfast of champs, or those whose aunt is running late and doesn't have time to sit the kids down to an actual meal in the morning) and took his coat off, one of his buddies approached.
Kid: "Are you Chase's grandma?"
Me: (In complete shock but trying to be sweet) "No. I am his aunt."
Apparently I have aged from 27 to 72 overnight.
PS - Look closely at the picture. I have ACNE. Most old people don't suffer from acne. Neither do most late 20 year olds, but apparently I missed that memo.


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